3) You absolutely must do something about those sh*tty-ass jokes you’re plastering all over your sticks.
P.S.: And check your damn spelling!
|What has tree horns and gives milk? A cow driving a car.|
TREE horns? Really?
The Popsicle® Company's based in Englewood, N.J.*, where "tree" is the accepted spelling of "three." (Just imagine the Commotion or Snooki or Tony Soprano or Joe Pesci saying it out loud, and you'll get it.)
(*No offense to my good, GOOD friends in the Great State of New Jersey, where "Born to Run" really should have been the state song.)